Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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