I hate all girls vehemently.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i think i have herpe
just one?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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