Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
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