So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I got inside last night via doggy door
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I see more hoeing in ur future
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