So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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