She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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