left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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