Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
