dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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