Grow some girl-balls and come out already
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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