"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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