somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I'm really busy with my period
Randomize
