Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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