then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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