No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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