Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
