please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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