is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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