can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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