thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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