Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
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