and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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