idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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