Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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