You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
My friends, they love my intelligence
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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