We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
ugly people sure do ruin things
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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