And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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