let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
