Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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