i think i have two assholes
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
