I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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