I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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