do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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