who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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