I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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