I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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