It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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