Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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