I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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