Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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