pop tarts are not kleenex
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
