At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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