i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
