Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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