There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
