have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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