I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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