What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
No more Irish car bombs ever.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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