oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
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