Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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