Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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